You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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