found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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