You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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