On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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