They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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