I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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