saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Farmville is her only friend.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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