Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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