margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
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