I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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