I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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