I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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