try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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