Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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