his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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