at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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