i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
high people should be assigned attendants
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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