My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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