I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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