Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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