my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I supernannyed him into submission
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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