exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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