so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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