He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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