trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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