it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Everyone says I win the strip club
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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