BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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