Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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