So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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