I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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