I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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