I'm gonna have a badass scar
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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