whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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