The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Randomize
