ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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