Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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