you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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