so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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