Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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