Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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