The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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