So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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