Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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