these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Randomize
