Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
operation harelip BJ is a go
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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