She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You're a waste of cheezeits
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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