i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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