That's intense
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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