loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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