Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
