I wanna bring you to show and tell
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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