ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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