I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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