Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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