Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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