A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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